There once was a shepherd



Once there was a shepherd herding his flock in a remote area. Suddenly in a great cloud of dust emerged a brand new Jeep Cherokee and stopped right beside him.
The driver of the Jeep, a young man in a Brioni suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and a YSL tie gets out and asks him: "If I guess how many sheep you have, do I get one?"
The shepherd looks at the young man, then at his peacefully grazing flock and calmly says, "Okay."
The young man parks the car, connects his notebook to the mobile phone logs into the Internet on a NASA site, scans the area with the help of his GPS satellite navigation system, opens a database and 60 Excel spreadsheets with complex formulas. Finally, he prints a 150 page report on his hi-tech miniature printer, turns to the shepherd and says: "You have exactly 1586 sheep."
The shepherd says, "That's right, you can have your sheep." The young man takes a sheep and puts it into the Jeep. The shepherd looks at him and says: "If I guess your profession, will you give me the sheep back? The young man answers:" Sure, why not "Says the shepherd." You are a consultant " That is correct. How could you know that? "asks the young man." Very simple, "says the shepherd" first of all you come here, although no one has called you. Secondly, you want to have a sheep as payment telling me something I already knew, and thirdly, you have no idea of what I do, because you have chosen my dog."