In the company a baby was found and handed-over to the company's management.
The management requires prompt investigation and clarification of whether this baby is a product of the company and whether company employees are involved.
After four weeks of investigation, we believe that the baby can´t be a product of our company.
Reasons:
- In our company never anything was done with pleasure and love.
- In our company never two have worked so closely together.
- It our company never anything has been done that had hand and foot.
- It our company it never has happend that a job was completed after only nine months.
Lübeck, 20.05.2011